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Funny Tees

Married life, blamed pets and bad puns, all written in plain English.

10 designs

black t-shirt printed with a skeleton leaning against a bare dead tree and the word BOO-RING brushed above it, worn by a man in his thirties handing out candy on an American porch at dusk

BOO-ring, Bored Skeleton Under a Dead Tree Tee

A skeleton too bored to haunt anybody.

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black t-shirt printed with a green alien in a lime hoodie holding a carved pumpkin beside the stacked orange letters hallo ween vasion, worn by a man outside at night

Halloweenvasion, Green Alien With a Jack-o-Lantern Tee

The invasion arrived on the one night nobody would notice.

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black t-shirt printed with a small alien in a blue hoodie holding a lit jack-o-lantern bucket beside the stacked letters hal low lien, worn by a man at a Halloween party

Hallowlien, Hooded Alien With a Pumpkin Tee

Halloween with an alien inside it, if you read it slowly.

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black t-shirt printed with a large orange carved pumpkin face reading I am a treat not a trick, worn by a woman at an evening Halloween gathering

I’m a Treat, Not a Trick, Jack-o-Lantern Face Tee

The whole shirt is one pumpkin face, and it has an opinion.

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Man wearing a black tee at an airfield, printed with a red and cream medallion of a German Shepherd in aviator goggles, reading It's not the plane it's the pilot with a paw print in place of the letter I1 sold

It’s Not the Plane, It’s the Pilot, Dog Aviator Tee

The dog has the goggles, the jacket and the flight hours. You have the shirt.

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Person wearing a black tee in a kitchen, printed with a white dictionary entry for the word married, its phonetic spelling, and a definition about having someone to say I told you so2 sold

Married, the Dictionary Definition Tee

Because life's adventures are better when someone is there to say I told you so.

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Woman wearing a black tee on a Paris cafe terrace, printed with a large aged cream metro ticket reading Metropolitain de Paris 1ere Classe, the Eiffel Tower faint in the background1 sold

Metropolitain de Paris, Vintage First Class Ticket Tee

A first class Paris metro ticket, from back when the metro had one.

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black t-shirt printed with a wide-eyed puppy in a moonlit graveyard under the words spooktacular and howl-o-ween, worn by a woman in her thirties on a porch decorated for Halloween

Spooktacular Howl-o-ween, Graveyard Puppy Tee

One wide-eyed puppy, one graveyard, no plan whatsoever.

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black t-shirt printed with three grey and white puppies sitting inside a carved jack-o-lantern under the words trick or treat and or both, worn by a woman on a decorated porch

Trick or Treat, Or Both, Three Puppies in a Pumpkin Tee

Three puppies in a jack-o-lantern, and one of them brought a hat.

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Man wearing a black tee in a taproom, printed with four lines of heavy capitals alternating cream and red, reading You are not qualified to talk to me1 sold

You Are Not Qualified to Talk to Me, Cream and Red Tee

Said in the tone of someone who does not care whether you agree.

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