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Funny Tees

Married life, blamed pets and bad puns, all written in plain English.

4 designs

Man wearing a black tee at an airfield, printed with a red and cream medallion of a German Shepherd in aviator goggles, reading It's not the plane it's the pilot with a paw print in place of the letter I1 sold

It’s Not the Plane, It’s the Pilot, Dog Aviator Tee

The dog has the goggles, the jacket and the flight hours. You have the shirt.

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Person wearing a black tee in a kitchen, printed with a white dictionary entry for the word married, its phonetic spelling, and a definition about having someone to say I told you so2 sold

Married, the Dictionary Definition Tee

Because life's adventures are better when someone is there to say I told you so.

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Woman wearing a black tee on a Paris cafe terrace, printed with a large aged cream metro ticket reading Metropolitain de Paris 1ere Classe, the Eiffel Tower faint in the background1 sold

Metropolitain de Paris, Vintage First Class Ticket Tee

The carnet ended in 2021. The ticket did not.

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Man wearing a black tee in a taproom, printed with four lines of heavy capitals alternating cream and red, reading You are not qualified to talk to me1 sold

You Are Not Qualified to Talk to Me, Cream and Red Tee

Said in the tone of someone who does not care whether you agree.

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